Diamond Cremains?

Here is a new one on me:

A new choice – not just interment or cremation. Do you want to wear your loved one in a ring on your finger? A diamond can be made from the cremains.

Check this out: click here 1 carat for $19,999

Or for the lower budget option:

Cremation jewelry.

Here are some other ideas for disposing of the body.

And how could I forget? There’s always alkaline hydrolysis.